The story - I and the shameless ogrodnitsa!

It all started with the fact that one of my friends invited me to the dacha to help her dig up a vegetable garden on the plot. I, like a real gentleman, decided not to fall face down between the beds and agreed, but with one condition, the girl had to heat my bathhouse.

Happily agreeing, she met me on the piron, and we went to her dacha to raise virgin soil. Of course, I did not expect such a "gift" of fate, but now I am still sorting it all out.

Upon arrival at the dacha, I asked my new friend where the shovels were, but she smiled so slyly and said.

- What other shovels do you need, the garden has already been plowed for a long time.

Turning around and looking at the arable land, I realized that I was divorced and the first thought was, where is the bathhouse? But realizing that even here I was cheated like a boy, it dawned on me that it was a pipe. The girl's name was Nina and she dragged me into the forest, where she began to take off all her clothes and run around the birches. Realizing that I didn't want to hit the most, like a jerk, I also took off my underpants and started running after her. Why I did it, I still don't understand. In short, while we were running, Grandma mycelium, hit me with a stick, mosquitoes gnawed my ass and a couple of ticks got under my shoulder blade. That's how we spent the day. And now I've been living with this shameless woman for twenty years, and the neighbors in the dacha are shouting after us, look, the nudists have gone…